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So when listening to Paramore's "Decode" I was thinking, such a terrible waste...it's a great song and a crappy series.

I just had to make my man/vampire Alucard stand out above those wussies from Twilight. Hell yeah.

---quick edit! The punctuation was wrong :doh:
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:iconvixendra:
VixenDra Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It actually does't matter because there is no such thing like a vamipire(forgetting the bats), so there is no such thing like a real vampire either xD It's all in one's imagination and everybody can imagine a vampire however they want, the only quality that makes vampire a vampire is drinking blood, isn't it?:meow:
(not that I like the idea of sparkling vampires:P)
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XThunderstar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
- whisper -
Maybe Vampires are real.
Maybe I am one of them..

- giggle -
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:iconpyrusmerlyn:
pyrusmerlyn Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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:iconpyrusmerlyn:
pyrusmerlyn Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i already did i just love him his so cute
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cat11155 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013   General Artist
you got that right burns the whole stock of twilight dvds at walmart twilight is gay
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wunleebuxton Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
You could put Nosferatu in there too :), Alucard came way after him :P.
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:iconhalloweenchild13:
halloweenchild13 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Alucard fan right here. I'd let him drink my blood anytime :3
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ThatchFangirl12 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
:iconedwardcullenplz: :iconsaysplz: I LIKE TO SPARKLE AND HOW I HATE DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD!!!
^ xD ^

Alucard all the way
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:iconpivotfighter:
pivotfighter Featured By Owner May 23, 2012
ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconvampirelaw:
vampirelaw Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
coolio
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:iconnrdaf:
nrdaf Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011  Student Artisan Crafter
love.
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IshtarDragon Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hellsing for the win!!!
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lunarprime Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
i like twilight coz the story is cute and action-packed but i hate the fact that its full of sparkling vampires :bleh:
REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!! :shakefish:
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Kucket Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
vampires aren't real~ an besides people can make theyre vampire books however they want, and once someone does something different people jump on it? why are people making such a big deal about 'sparkly' vampires?????
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fantasEteen Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HELL YEEESSHHh! ALUCARD PWWWNNSS EMM AAAALLL :headbang:

:iconhappyalucardplz::icongunplz::iconedwardcullenplz:

ikr? she had SUCH good songs and they all were wasted on that FKING stupid movie! imean, WTF??! (lol jan moment here)
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sweetroseblackwolf Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
ehe! <3 id tottes fuck alucard if uk vampires could get boners >.> *ill settle for gettin eaten out lol jk* but yay i love your stamp like epicly <3
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frombelaruswithlove Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011
This guy told me that real vampires aren't in anime, either: [link]
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PlayboyVampire Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Precisely... I mean, you don't see DRACULA sparkle, so why should these idiotic people who come up with Twilight make vampires sparkle?
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Sasram Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
First of all that is totally AWSOME !! :) I'm a big Hellsing fan :D
I agree on with you about the Paramore song "Decode" :)
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millionmerry123 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010
Damn right!
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dark-kurst1992 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2010
HELL YES!!!!! that is so amazing!!!!!
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ninjagabe7794 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
alucard ftw :iconnewlaplz:
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:iconarbithorax:
arbithorax Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
sure they do
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hatsuharu-got-milk Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
Ok even though im a twilight fan i totally agree with the Alucard thing beacuse he kicks twilight in the ass
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Sharkboy219 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
Real Vampires dont even suck blood or any of that other crap.
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Lycodrake Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
Exactly my sentiments. Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. He is a sparkly, blood-drinking fairy. He can't turn into bats, manipulate blood, or anything!
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BloodKaitou Featured By Owner May 28, 2010
*epic sigh* everytime u anyone sais the word vampire it has to be twilight
WELL DAMN YOU TWILIGHT
i wanna see Edward fight Alucard (or Dracula? the REAL vampire(blood, nasty killlin people (no animals) XD thats gonna be awasome
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shutenkoma Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010
I've been saying that for months now. :D
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2010
;P it's so true
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Freaking-Sunshine Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010
This is so perfect. It states it so clearly.
xD
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010
Why yes, yes it does :XD:
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xx4everursxx Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2009
Its so true though!!!!
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009
:highfive:
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Astra-wolf Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed! >: )
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009
;) and thanks for the fav
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:iconastra-wolf:
Astra-wolf Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! :huggle:
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DragonsbloodXx Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SO FUCKING TRUE.
Oh and um.... This is one of the sexiest stamps i've ever seen :iconnosebleedingplz:
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009
lol thanks ;)
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DragonsbloodXx Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha no prob. Alucard-samma could eat Sparklefag for BREAKFAST. And be a hundred times as smexy while doing it X3
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F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009
lmao "Sparklefag" - now that's a nickname to keep! Did you read the Cracked.com take on the Twilight Saga? Too funny! That, and the one by The Oatmeal.
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DragonsbloodXx Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It fits him well X3
And no I havnt. I'll check it out ^^
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009
they are hilarious :)
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Internet-Cancer Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anyone who actually read Bram Stoker would know that vampires don't sparkle, but nooo, everyone just keeps reading the damn twilight series...
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009
ugh seriously.
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Internet-Cancer Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
true dat.
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BlindHonor86 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2009
Vampires shouldn't sparkle, but they shouldn't look like shit in anime either.
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2009
Wow, that was unprovoked.
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Daioh--Sakura Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
Ohyus, I prefer my vampires psychotic, nasty, monsters, and bloodthirsty for HUMAN flesh kthxbai. <3

Love this stamp, about time I happened across it >D
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:iconf1ymordecai:
F1yMordecai Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009
mmMMmmm O+ blood, goes great with everything! :chew:

haha thanks!
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TheDarkLatias Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2009
Twatlight Must Burn In The Pits Of Hell!

:iconarceusplz:: Twilight Shall Be Brought To Justice!!!!
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